splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 03, 2018

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 09, 2025

split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 11, 2018

Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half

Man I got major split body last night

by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 29, 2019

Nuggee Split

When you are drunk or blazed and buy a 10 or 20 piece chicken nugget to split between two people.

We would like two five piece nugget, oh wait make that a ten piece nuggee split!

by ElCompanjero February 21, 2016