Smother

When a heavier person aligns their body on top of a lighter person, such that the lighter person has the sensation of being squashed and unable to breathe.

Girl says to boy while rolling around in bed on a lazy sunday: "can you smother meee?"

by nikitabomm October 21, 2010

cock smooch

when you kiss a guys dick

by anon January 31, 2003

smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability

I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

Pink Smoothie

When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.

Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast

by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009

blueberry banana smoothie

1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.

2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.

"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"

"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."

by Seth T. January 19, 2008

smooshed

Smooshed is a combination of smashed and mashed and smeared.

I left a doughnut in my bag and now the icing is smooshed all over the place.

I thought i was smooshed but you should see Marysia

by mrsneeky December 3, 2010

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007