The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
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Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.
Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?
by Cop1 April 09, 2020
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Sleep Gasnea

A condition in which a person wakes themself with their own fart.
Edward is always tired because he regularly suffers from sleep gasnea.
by flemt February 16, 2011
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sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.
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Sleep Button

/slēp ˈbətn/

noun

1. Another term used to describe a butthole (anus). These words can be used interchangeably and in any setting no matter how formal or informal.
1. "Mr. Smith, some of your labs came back positive. We will need to do a thorough ultrasound of your sleep button."

2. "Why are men such sleep buttons???"

3. "Baby like it when I lick dat sleep button"
by Roni Jay June 10, 2017
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sleeping tranny

When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.

Handjob oldfashioned spooning chickswithdicks bigdicktricks
'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'

' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'
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sleeping leroy

When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay
Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back
by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021
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