skeet Share definition Flag To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female. After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth skeet by John February 18, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the skeet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch