simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of an unorthodox point of view that cannot be proven or disproven.

"Aliens trick Americans to forfeit their smartest children to go on spaceships to be experimented on and given knowledge in exchange for lots of money to cover the oxygen and water for long duration space travel," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the complex structure in which the USA works with extra terrestrial society to mutually benefit and grow.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of a complex unorthodox point of view that cannot be disproven nor proven

"Aliens trick families into surrendering their brightest children to University which double as a school but are in fact spaceships. Tuition costs are high because oxygen and water in space are expensive," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the very complex workings between the government and extra terrestrials sharing knowledge in exchange for the students time and money.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

simpest

a pussy

jhon is a simpest

by hermit the pervert's son January 9, 2023

SIMPS

SOMEBODY THAT LIKE AND STICKS WITH GWORLS

MY GUY WENDEEZ WAS SIMPS WITH HOWARE

by HAHAHASIMPIAN October 11, 2022

Simpu tayholi

A person who simps with every girl as well as possible secretly

Hey look at this guy simpu tayholi

by You don't who am i March 23, 2023