Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

Shrek

Someone who tries to get with someone who is interested in someone else

malene is being such a shrek tonight!!

by richrach February 09, 2022

shrek

super cool guy like he is green but that don't mater but on the other hand he is married to a other oger named Fiona!!. he has a friend that is a donkey named donkey

have you seen Shrek he is so cool -_0

by shrek is super cool January 27, 2020

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 26, 2020