by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010
Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
by Diabeticus January 26, 2011
by jah September 08, 2004
by the 5 footer December 28, 2019
When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 16, 2014