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Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.
Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...
by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010
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Shower Fart

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.
by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017
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Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white
by the 5 footer December 28, 2019
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splooge shower

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.
by jah September 7, 2004
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The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.
Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...
by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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