A man who is a whore and is available to all who try
What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
Tough break
by JLco June 13, 2022
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When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017
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A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.
Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.
by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023
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The slime and dirt in and around car seats
Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
by Dong knots July 3, 2015
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Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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The "Dietz seat" is the middle seat of the back row of any sedan. It was traditionally called the "bitch" seat, being a reference to an individual constantly complaining, suffering victimhood or attempting to throw a pity party until a particular person-Deitz-was found to be the biggest bitch of all time. The Dietz seat is normally higher up than the adjoining seats, causing less head room and the individual sitting in that position is often crowded by those seated on either side of them.
Johnny, you're the smallest so you'll have to ride Dietz seat.
by Cassidy1387 March 11, 2023
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