scrotchy

a male condition which causes irritation to the scrotal area, which can only be relieve with monkey butt powder, purchaseable at your local farm/ranch supply store. Can also be used to describe a cranky attitude. (Which would be cause by the irritation of the scrotal area.)

Randy Jackson was being all scrotchy towards David Cook on American Idol.

by Akeith_85 May 16, 2008

scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

Scratchy Trombone

A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.

So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?

by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009

scratch some flow

A phrase meaning to 'acquire currency'

Original usage: But I had some sick times, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. In fact, I will once I scratch some flow together again.

by cinnamonrolls December 15, 2010

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011

Scratcher

Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling

"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "

by i2oo February 5, 2013

Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017