a male condition which causes irritation to the scrotal area, which can only be relieve with monkey butt powder, purchaseable at your local farm/ranch supply store. Can also be used to describe a cranky attitude. (Which would be cause by the irritation of the scrotal area.)
by Akeith_85 May 16, 2008
Get the scrotchy mug.When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
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by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009
Get the Scratchy Trombone mug.Original usage: But I had some sick times, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. In fact, I will once I scratch some flow together again.
by cinnamonrolls December 15, 2010
Get the scratch some flow mug.The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)
Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
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