axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.

You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.

by Angus viejo April 21, 2020

Bob Saget

A real lunch eater

Man that kid over there is a real Bob Saget

by Jonathan Timblin June 2, 2020

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Bob Saget

1.) A standup comedian who was most famous for his role as Danny Tanner in the TV show Full House. He was also the original host of America's Funniest Home Videos.

2.) A curse word invented by famous internet icon Tourettes Guy.

1.) Bob Saget is a great actor. I loved him in Full House.

2.) My stalker from 15 years ago found me?! OH BOB SAGET!!!

by Chase Farnham March 24, 2021

jordyn saletta

The best of best friends and the most beautiful person on the inside and out. If you don’t know her your losing at life and will die incomplete.

jordyn saletta the coolest person alive and so is her bestfriend!

Damon: i love jordyn so much!!!

Elena: me too!

by lanethebestpersonever July 2, 2021

so sayeth the so-sayer

a phrase to be used when ironically proclaiming the grandeur of a separate claim in order to undermine its credibility.

“he said he'd be up at dawn, so sayeth the so-sayer

by Sue Doe-Nim January 25, 2022

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021