Sofa swag

The coins found down the side of the sofa

I found a massive amount of sofa swag while doing the cleaning

by StrictlyHerbal October 21, 2019

Trygve Slagsvold Vedum

Norsk politiker for bøndene med evig hårmangel. Kan ikke gro hår uansett hvor mye han prøver. Livet hans baseres rundt forskning på hårvekst. Han har en veldig goofy latter.

"Wow den personen har ikke noe hår, så trist."
"Ja, det er Trygve Slagsvold Vedum, mannen med evig hårmangel."

by TrygveSlagsvoldVedumHasNoHair January 19, 2023

Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life

Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown

by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023

uzi gang swag

The gang named after uzi and the phs 2010 crew

Dang that kid has uzi gang swag HOP off.

by uzzzi June 10, 2010

insta-vomit swag

To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.

"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."

by #swagg September 5, 2011

pooh bear swag

When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.

Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.

by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013

Tic-Tac Swag

A guy with a small penis who's proud of it.

Robert has tic-tac swag. He said let me freshen your breath!

by AliRage July 16, 2015