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hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.
1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.
by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017
mugGet the hump the swagmug.

boobie swag

wow your mom has boobie swag!

WOW! your dad has boobie swag!
by ilovetities November 19, 2010
mugGet the boobie swagmug.

Swag Shopping

When you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.
Leroy: Yo, you find a job yet?
Steve: Nah, I'm just here swag shopping.
Leroy: What you get so far?
Steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, USB sticks, bag of chips, Frisbee, and toilet paper.
by khangn14 May 1, 2012
mugGet the Swag Shoppingmug.

swag daddy

when someone is responsible for the creation of a style/swag
Brett Lamb: Look at Colonel Saunders repping a pair of ray bans what a swag daddy!!

Matt: i heard that don, Amen Brother Genuine swag daddy
by mattthonnas February 1, 2012
mugGet the swag daddymug.

Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)
This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"
by KidSwagg October 29, 2010
mugGet the Swag Pointsmug.

Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people
Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah
by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022
mugGet the Swag Messiahmug.

Medway Swag

Unlike regular swag, Medway Swag includes rednecks, hicks, muddy lifted trucks, burn outs, country music, tan lines, rugby, going for a smoke in Weldon, leaving farm animals in your school, and driving your tractor to school.
After smoking up the entire student parking lot doing a burn out with a lifted muddy truck, one might say "dat Medway swag doe!"
by MedwayHS June 21, 2014
mugGet the Medway Swagmug.

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