g string

um...... anal floss~

yeah.. um.. dats what it is...

by poopy string September 4, 2004

Starving

A human being who is very hungry and hasnt eaten for a long period of time.The human is seeking to go in the kitchen and look in the pantry...

"Danm dude I'm STARVING"
"I'm so hungry can we eat?"

by MintzM December 26, 2017

tripping over your string

The act of copping out, being a pussy, or just being a total cunt in general. The term refers to the tampon string that has developed out of the faggot's newly aquired pussy.

C'mon you faggot, take 15 shots of tequila right now.
But I already drank 10 beers in the last 5 minutes.
Dude, your tripping over your string Bitch

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

donut on a string

When your old lady is having a major period problem and won't let you chow her out because she has a super sized tampon in so you convince her to let you have some anal play, but first you have to lick her ass avoiding her tampon string, and every time you do she jumps and wiggles giving the appearance of you trying to eat a donut on a string.

My old lady was having such a major period problem, I had to play donut on a string to get her in the mood for anal.

by J Max March 16, 2017

Nice post, thanks for sharing

A phrase people use on facebook comment sections, usually on verified business pages, to get a “label” or “badge” which states that they are “top fans” (basically, to get recognition/ a reward for having no life.)

Many people: “Nice post, thanks for sharing.”

Few people: “why is everyone saying this?”

Very few people: “they’re just trying to get the “top fan” badge.

by InfinityMax May 31, 2019

stringy

Common: A very poor online games player, particularly Enemy Territory.

Occasional: Incompetent Information Technology Customer Service Representative. Spends all day chatting on IRC and setting up home websites via SSH.
Invariably fails to install software correctly, then spends 4 hours on IRC discussing why with knowledgeable 'friends'. Goes home and forgets instructions, fails to re-install software correctly.

stringy: How do install this programme again?
you: What files have you got?
stringy: Just one, called install.exe
you: God you are such a stringy

by Court Jester January 9, 2004

String Theory

After you bang a girl with 2 fingers for awhile, when you pull em out and then pull your two fingers apart like you're making the scissors in rock/paper/scissors. Look at all that pussy juice that sticks to em in string like forms between the two fingers. That's the string theory.

"Oh man, back when I used to bang Laura, according to the String Theory, I'd have at least 11 dimensions between my fingers."

by Kuato Lives March 29, 2009