Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"

by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

dry stamped

When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.

Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.

Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!

by UhhhhPerson December 1, 2017

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

cinnamon stamp

Pressing an unclean butthole up against anything where it would leave a mark, leaving a brown smear like stamp.

Did you see the cinnamon stamp that stripper just left on the pole??

by #sadbuttrue December 7, 2017

tiger stamp

tiger stamp: tramp stamp tattooed with your blood

Charlie Sheeen tells Deneeese R, listen HO, if you love me, tiger stamp it.

by DDizzlePGH February 12, 2017

tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.

Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.

by ionary September 20, 2016

pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016