Square 

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.

Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.

Square by steelslammer December 29, 2007

FIFA four-square 

an improved version of the classic playground game four-square, FIFA four-square is played with the feet, preferably with a soccer ball. popularized at a St. Louis highschool, the game is far superior to original.

Jim: "look, a soccer ball. . . and four squares!"
Bob: "are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Both: joyously "FIFA FOUR-SQUARE!!!"

FIFA four-square by willessner December 27, 2008

square root 

A euphemism, referring to the square root of 4761 (which is 69).

Sir and I took a walk out into to woods today, spread out a blanket, and began to square root happily for the rest of the afternoon.

square root by Ayla February 14, 2005

square shit 

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

square shit by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

Square Tits 

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

Square Tits by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010

the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

the coffee shop at union square by nikki gregs October 9, 2008

square bracket 

ASCII 91 and 93 (and hence U+005B and U+005D). Used in matching pairs to denote stage directions in a play or additions to a quotation. In programming languages with C-like syntax, square brackets typically enclose array subscripts. In mathematics, their most frequent use is to denote closed intervals of real numbers. On Urban Dictionary, because they're used for markup and there are no escape sequences, opening square brackets can never appear in the text of a definition.

The standard QWERTY keyboard makes square brackets easier to type than parentheses, which is pretty silly considering how much more common parentheses are.

square bracket by Subsequence February 16, 2010