spunk guard 

Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face

Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is about to deliver his payload!

spunk guard by Dave Spence February 13, 2008

Bunk Spunk 

When you're knocking one out on the top bunk watching porn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. Your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. To her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in spunk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.

My friend bunk spunked

Bunk Spunk by Taco Phil September 23, 2016

Funky skunky 

A nickname for what i just smoked

Did you smoke some of that funky skunky?my miny tastes horrible

Funky skunky by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

Hanky Spanky 

A common dance move to spin your partner (usually the woman, unless ur gey). Then while you spin your partner you add a little spank here and there

Yo dog I performed the Hanky Spanky on some chick
Oh ok pretty cool

Hanky Spanky by NibbaChibba April 18, 2019

Spunk 

The after smell of a weed session

Guy 1: Yo that smoke sesh was lit.

Guy 2: We smell like spunk, anyone got axe?

Spunk by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Spunk 

Short for "sped monkey." Mostly used to call out someone who did something retarded.

Luke: Wait, I thought golf was when you hit a ball with a bat!"
Griffin: "You're such a spunk."

Spunk by GriffinMascja June 27, 2017

spunk bomb 

When someone ejaculates into a mixture of a food such as cake mix or biscuit mix so then the food smells and tastes like a hot load.

Josh: wow smell my biscuit
Mitch: dude thats pretty sick
Josh: yeah it some one definately dropped a spunk bomb.
Joe: Omg these biscuits are amazing (eats the spunk bombed biscuit in one bite)

spunk bomb by Hilary Clinton December 26, 2008