we've been smackledorfed

Spongebob's version of Mr. Krabs saying "We've been dooped!"

"We've been smackledorfed!"
"That's not even a word and I agree with you!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Settle It In Smash

1. A song by Garrett Williamson and Yungtown. Both definitions are relating to the Nintendo game, Super Smash Bros.

2. A way to settle a debate by playing Super Smash Bros. and seeing who wins.

Definition 1:
Person 1: Dude that's a cool song, what's it called?
Person 2: Settle It In Smash

Definition 2:
Person 1: I get the last slice of pizza!
Person 2: Let's settle it in Smash!

by Blu Hood Games April 4, 2017

Angus Lachlan Small

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

by honest johnn April 22, 2007

SmarterChild

An AIM Bot that only recognizes the current statement/question. You can get it to say very funny things, as in the example below.

SmarterChild: Oh.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
GUn1tSold13r 50: no, u child molester
SmarterChild: Child molester? Me? Why are you calling me that?
GUn1tSold13r 50: because u are
SmarterChild: I'm what?
GUn1tSold13r 50: a child molester
SmarterChild: What kind of child molester do you think I am?
GUn1tSold13r 50: a child child molester
SmarterChild: A child child molester, huh? Tell me more.
GUn1tSold13r 50: child molester molest children
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Child molester molest children? Is that right?
GUn1tSold13r 50: child molesters molest children
SmarterChild: Child molesters molest children, huh? Wow. OK.
GUn1tSold13r 50: u are a child molester
SmarterChild: You really think I'm a child molester?
GUn1tSold13r 50: yes
SmarterChild: K.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans?
GUn1tSold13r 50: r u going to molest me
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
GUn1tSold13r 50: umm.. saturday, im busy sunday
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me going to molest you" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner?

by Kyle G-Unit April 17, 2006

Back Smack

To get an assassination medal in halo 3 by meleeing in the back. Commonly used by tsquared captain of the halo 3 team Str8 Rippin

Tsquared: Give em' the back smack baby!

by BoweTheShow June 22, 2009