South Shootian

An inhabitant of a Southern area that's typically poor, unadvanced, or inhumane

Those stupid silly South Shootian's had slaves

by American Vernacular December 2, 2022

rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019

shooting horse

Depending on the context, either wasting time with the basketball game or thinly veiled code language for intravenously injecting heroin. Go team H!

The kid is a fiend for shooting horse! Don't fuck with him boy, he will fuck up your area.

by Benjamin Fatbody June 3, 2004

Shooting Poops

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.

Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.

by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009

statesboro shoot em up

when you get shot in the ball sack or scrotum with an airsoft gun and the bb gets stuck in your ball or scrotum. then while having sex with a girl, you ejaculate the bb and then put it in the same airsoft gun that shot said bb and shot the girl with it. if one plays the "waiting ball showing game," be aware if your victims are crack shots and are armed.

Pat was denyed the rusty trombone by allison so out of a fit of rage he statesboro shoot em upped allison with the bb lodged in his sack which was shot by shea after receiving the goat

by the mudbutt maurader January 11, 2010

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

shlooster

one of the weirdest kids i know

"im gonna take apart a fucking dryer one day just to find out where the dam socks go!" -oster

by leigh December 15, 2004