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screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms
Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!
by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009
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creaming goerge

i took a creaming goerge on your mums face last night
by creaminggoerge July 7, 2011
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scheming with that Keenan

“scheming with that Keenan“

is used to reference taking part in illicit activities with a firearm. Scheming is short for scamming or hustling in a crooked fashion.
Keenan is slang for gun and sometimes specifically a Kalashnikov rifle or AK47 rifle, reason behind this is the word Keenan starts with K which is another slang term for the AK47.
Slime 1
“Hey slime where have you been all week “

Slime 2
“Man you know I was in the trap scheming with that Keenan”

Slime 1
“Word? Yea bro I feel it, I was riding around the trap servin in my Slab with that Keenan underneath me”
by KilogramSam October 5, 2020
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split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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screamager

The word has been coined by the Therapy? musicians in the mid-90's while watching some TV-programme featuring a lot of screaming teenagers. Combination of those words resulted in their new song with such a title soon becoming a hit.
Look! There's a hell of a lot of screamagers at the show! They scream so loud I can't hear my own voice!
by Murdoc Kylburne March 26, 2012
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screwing rasmis

Any devise that thrusts a screw into metal, wood or plastic.
Dude, can you hand me that screwing rasmis over there?
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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Screamin' on the mic

Refers to the act of fellatio, particularly when preformed with great vigor.

(Presumably first used by Arsenio Hall, Flavor of Love 3)
Yo man, dis girl was screamin' on the mic all night!

Fo real?

Aww fo real, yo!
by Matt T Hall May 21, 2008
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