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Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.
We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !
by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023
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Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜‘ "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" ๐Ÿค”

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God ๐Ÿคท โ™‚๏ธ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜‘ "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2024
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Simpsoning

Doing something outrageous that you think is original but was already done by the Simpson family.
Friend: I can assure you, I;m going to block the sun's rays!
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.
by lowlord43 January 18, 2024
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samisoni

A hoe ass nigga who will get no where in life and most likely gets no bitches
samisoni is a bitch ass nigga
by uihu January 18, 2024
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samisoni

Samisoni is that nigga, a real nigga. He will give you the best head you will ever receive in your life. Samisoni got that dawg in him.
Samisoni will give you head for 20 bucks.
by SavouTitSucker November 21, 2023
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SimpsonWave1995

A good song made by Frankjavcee.
Music genre is Vaporwave/VaporTrap.
Fun fact: This song is a remix of the song "Resonance" by home.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear about SimpsonWave1995?
Guy 2: I know, such a good song.
by justsometiredguy November 25, 2023
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Samson

Samson is a good friend, partner, and son. heโ€™s also a fun person to be around! Samson is also a very honest guy and heโ€™s the most handsomest guy in the world. if you ever see a Samson grab him before someone else does!
i wanna work with NONCHALANT Samson !!!
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