The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

ROMAN

Roman is the kind a guy who everyone wants to be. He is a fast cross country runner. He is usually tall and lanky. Very rarely does roman actually come from Rome even though whenever they introduce themself the other person always says, "Roman, like the Empire?"

I am jealous of Roman's life

by yaboi4468 August 5, 2020

Roman U-Turn

When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.

I think that car is going the wrong way on I-95… . I’ll bet he does a Roman U-turn.

by Hover501 December 10, 2024

Roman Orgy

A sexual kink,where one or more people get sexually aroused by eating vomit during a sex act

I got so turned on by the Roman Orgy

by DanIrish July 21, 2023

Roman

Guy who has a massive cock.

“Did you see Roman!? That guy is walking around like he’s half horse from the waist down!”

by TerryCruise November 22, 2021

The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.

I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.

by hhlover69 August 18, 2018

Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025