Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.

Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!

by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'

Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.

Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain

Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson

by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009

Robert

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.

Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!

by MisWit May 27, 2015

Dirty Robert

Big fat guy that works for a water department

That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!

by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007

Roberting

We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...

Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !

by HisGoldenEyesForever April 13, 2009

Robert

A gay fat retarded bitch that like to finger himself and his dad left him

Your dad dont like you robert

by King smithy December 28, 2018

Robert Pattinson

the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth

in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

by saza January 15, 2009