by waitnoimnothim December 2, 2015
Get the physically retardedmug. by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015
Get the Retard Wranglermug. the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."
Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.
I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.
I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.
guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
by beaulingpin June 23, 2009
Get the Electric Retardmug. Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.
by fonzareli May 29, 2008
Get the retard sandwichmug. A professional retard. Someone that takes it to the highest professional level. ie. Higher then SemiPro Retard.
by sandwich stealer June 11, 2006
Get the Pro Retardmug. a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.
kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010
Get the retarded sealmug. In strength sports community this refers to the abnormal genetic strength possessed by some individuals which is often accompanied by an utter lack of cognitive capabilities. Athletes who have "retard strength" are usually oblivious to any rational training programs or techniques, but despite that they out lift most of their mentally healthy peers.
Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.
Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.
"Hey look at that guy maxing out every week in both powerlifting and strongman!"
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."
by Scholstr November 13, 2019
Get the Retard strengthmug.