Retard rights

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.
Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"
by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009
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physically retarded

Nick is physically retarded.
by waitnoimnothim October 12, 2015
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Miley Retarded

A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.
She's Miley Retarded.
by Judge dredd7 June 23, 2011
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Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop
Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.
by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015
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Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
by beaulingpin June 23, 2009
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retard sandwich

Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.
If you don't understand the definition, you've eaten too many retard sandwiches.
by fonzareli May 29, 2008
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Pro Retard

A professional retard. Someone that takes it to the highest professional level. ie. Higher then SemiPro Retard.
On the way home from the bar we saw a couple of pro retards yelling on the street.
by sandwich stealer June 05, 2006
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