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Reddi Wip

verb. The act of a male pausing a blowjob and masturbating onto his partner's penis, with the intent of getting semen onto the penis, usually followed by returning to performing fellatio.
I like to take my boyfriend out for ice cream before the movies because the sugar in it makes his cum taste good enough that he'll reddi wip me and that always takes a normal blowjob and turns it into a great one.
by Notable_Discomfort April 5, 2025
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Reddit Defense

A tactic where someone intentionally provokes, annoys, or emotionally baits another person—often through smug debate, passive-aggressive remarks, or “just asking questions”—until that person snaps. The instigator then plays the victim, using the outburst to discredit or shame the person they pushed too far.

Basically: you poke the bear until it bites you, then act shocked and sue the bear.
“He kept correcting her every sentence and questioning her tone. When she finally yelled, he said she was 'emotionally unstable.' Classic Reddit Defense.”

“She baited him into a rant and recorded just the angry part to make it look like he was unhinged. Straight-up Reddit Defense move.”
by grimguy66 June 5, 2025
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A phenomenon that happens when lightning strikes a red-hot surface and it causes the lightning to turn red
I got burnt to a crisp by redlightninge
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Reddit

"Why is Reddit so pro-left???"
"Idk maybe it was made by the Soviets."
by A really big weirdo June 22, 2025
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redditard

a 400 pounds 38 year old redditor who uses the dumbest excuses for the most horrendous degenerate shit you've ever seen
"you expose children to porn"

"b-b-but its za parentz' responshabiloty to monitor their kids!!"

"that's like placing a bear trap in a playground and then using this excuse, you're a redditard."
by infernus10111 July 18, 2025
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Reddit/Discord mod syndrome

A deadly chronic illness that's side effects include a fear of touching grass, a fear of women, a fear of showering and the inability to talk and socialize like a normal human being.
This moderator clearly has Reddit/Discord mod syndrome wow.
by mr beast real 2001 September 20, 2025
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Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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