Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

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Evan Choy

Evan's existence is random

by qnking September 3, 2022

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When you are talking to someone and you just tell them anything about them is random even if it isn't

Omg you're wearing a coat that's so random in winter

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 12, 2023

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Randomness

Random, but it happens randomly.

Guy 1: Dude this is such randomness...
Guy 2: Who the fuck says randomness?

by MISTER MlSTER November 1, 2023

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Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you

Wow the randomizer said yea

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Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

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