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Perfection is inferior to Rachel.
by Dr.Francostein December 11, 2019
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I was so drunk last night that I slept with a Rachel.
by Rockelle Hileman December 16, 2019
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She is a strong woman always that is there for everyone bites her tongue for a lot of people. She honestly does her best to keep everyone happy. She has a lot of secrets that she will take to her grave because she doesn't want to hurt people because she will always do her best at being the better person.
You can't forget a Rachel.
by mennäperille December 18, 2019
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Rachel is usually a villain and evil. It comes from the Latin word for watermelon, Rechal. As a friend, she can’t be depended on. Most times she will leave you to go be friends with someone else. Don’t let a Rachel into your inner circle. She is a good supplier for ramen noodles however; her cabinets are always full of them. I mean her pantry.
Don’t let Rachel into your house!
by Pestypanda3 December 21, 2019
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Rachel is the type of person who is good at soccer and water polo and also has freckles! She is super bubbly and loves to have a joke and a laugh!! She always seems to be talking about the different types of holes In the body especially the bum hole! She is really funny and plays minecraft education edition in class and flappy golf!!! Rachel is always complaining about how people spell her name because “it is not spelt Rachael, Racheal it is Rachel”
Person 1-“Look at that girl over there with freckles who is smashing that game of soccer”

Person 2- “Must be a Rachel!”
by jjcraycray August 30, 2019
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A Rachel is a gay emo and annoying. She may be those but she is a monkey
Rachel stOppppp pincHINgg mee i gETttt itt UUERR Gayy
by shru_ September 1, 2019
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Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."
by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019
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