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Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
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Republican

"i'm a republican"

"oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were clinically stupid"
by bigoltiddielover August 1, 2022
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Gay Republican

A political identity characterized by being both gay and a member of the Republican Party, embodying a unique blend of personal and political values. Far from being a contradiction, a Gay Republican strives to bridge the gap between diverse communities and political ideologies. They are likened to a modern-day Abraham Lincoln, aiming to unite a divided nation by promoting understanding, inclusivity, and common ground. Despite facing skepticism from all sides, they advocate for a more cohesive society where diverse identities and beliefs can coexist harmoniously.
As a Gay Republican, he worked tirelessly to bring together conservative values and LGBTQ+ rights, hoping to inspire unity and progress in the spirit of Lincoln.
by Maverick22_ July 18, 2024
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MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.
ThIs MaGa rEpUbLiCaN iS lItErAlLy HiTlEr CuZ hE/sHe DoEsN'T wAnNa BaN mUh AsSaUlT wEaPoNs!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023
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MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.
ThIs MaGa RePuBlIcAn Is LiTeRaLlY hItLeR cUz He/sHe DoEsN't WaNnA bAn MuH aSsAuLt WeApOnS!!!!!!!!!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023
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Republican Abuse

When republicans abuse people in the news and media.
We need to say hold Newsom accountable for his 'epic failure' in California so we can republican abuse him.

Let’s write 'Going to get worse': Ex-WH doctor warns pace of Biden's cognitive decline already putting US 'at great risk' so we can republican abuse him against Trump.

Let’s write Democrats' gruesome abortion vision is already a reality in some states so we can republican abuse democrats and females that use abortion services.

Idaho mother-son duo charged with kidnapping after transporting minor to Oregon for abortion is a good way to republican abuse the Idaho family so they can be targeted in their community.
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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Republican

A group of politicians that cannot govern, thinks the Constitution is only the Second Amendment, Thinks Actors, Creationists, White Christian Nationalists, and Bubbleheads like Lauren Boebert and Paul Gosar can govern or do anything without a Registered Nurse to remind them to breathe.

A group of people that can't think about others, only of themselves.
The Republicans have spent 15 months doing nothing and failing at that. Republican Representative Marjorie Greene rather talk about how AIDS is spread by Chinese controlled Jewish Space Lasers on the orders of Joseph Biden and Hugo Chavez, who are also high on a mixture of Speed and Fentanyl. Also that Michelle Obama is a post-op Transsexual.
by GKuriboh April 27, 2024
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