hypo-perception

The unconscious reaction to big failures which reduces the intensity at which the individual perceives and experiences life.

After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.

by but for September 21, 2018

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

mrs.pucel

A ugly bitch who gives too much cooking homework to kids even though her class is just about cooking it makes since that she teaches it cause she’s a girl and girls should stay and the kitchen and cook not give out homework.

Mrs.pucel stay in the kitchen

by Assisreallygood October 27, 2019

52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"

"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 2, 2021

low percent

A speedrun in which the goal is to collect the least amount of "objects" in the game in the fastest time. An object could be an item, an achievement, etc. Low% speedruns are scored by least amount of objects before time.

"I took 5 hours longer, but collected 1 less item, so I have world record for low percent."

by hdgsjkxmzadklkx January 4, 2022

MSI Pure Love

According to the latest definition By Sir M.S Ikhlas, pure relationship is a lovey dovey romance interaction between 2 straight human being of opposite gender without involving sex outside marriage

"This romance show sucks"
"Whats wrong? Seeth more"
"Im just pissed off because how this show went

horny shit as the stories progress, totally lost its MSI Pure Love"
"Ni99er, they got different culture"
"Fuck off, tongue my ass, jojo globohomo"

by MSI_m1903 April 25, 2022

Lord perceval

Used to describe Charles Marć Hérvé Perceval Leclerc by diehard formula one (or dare I say) Ferrari fans

Lord perceval is soo fine'

'Lord perceval can sit on my face and I would be honored'

by Ob8bbg August 24, 2023