Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.

We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.

by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014

peanut 69

A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs

"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"

by Stinksta December 12, 2014

Peanort

1. to poke someone with a walking cane
2. A very annoying person

1. I will peanort you.
2. You are a peanort.

by Linzsey_2002 June 12, 2014

peanut butt air

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart

Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air

by Lyricalroger August 31, 2014

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.

Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015

peanudge

Verb: when you nudge someone with your penis.

"I think he peanudged me while we were dancing last night. "
"If you peanudge me again I'm going to smack you in the face"

by Hiy0umakemesmile June 18, 2015

peeanoid

The feeling that no matter how many times you've checked to make sure your phone is muted, all attendees on your conference call can still hear you peeing.

I was so peeanoid that I managed to avoid any surface contact in the toilet to minimize all background phone noise.

by duckhook October 19, 2015