Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019

poot swag

The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.

why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg

by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019

Poostained titties

When one is having sex with a woman and shits on her tits

Billy:"hey baby I hope you don't mind if I give you poostained titties"
Mary:"what?!"
Billy:*shits all on Marie's titties* "ewww that was mad stanky yo!"

by Smelly weenie jiz June 2, 2019

pooter

fuckboy, man whore, etc

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.

by camycamsdf June 11, 2019

Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.

“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”

by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

Poot

A pathetic fart. Usually before pooping, or during pooping, a little toot comes out.

D: *flushes toilet
K: *flushes toilet, *POOTS
D:
K: ahhh I just pooted.

by Togetherselves April 2, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019