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houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.
My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.
by brew22 September 5, 2010
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who porn

Pornography Deriving from characters and/or events in doctor who.
Girl: I stumbled across the best who porn last night, this guy looked just like David tennant.
Other girl: was that the one when Jack and the doctor hooked up?
Girl: that's the one.
by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015
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Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.
Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.
by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022
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Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'
by lilmissmush February 6, 2010
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Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon
That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!
by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019
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Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud
They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn
by Blow Darter February 24, 2020
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mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup
Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
by BML0322 February 19, 2011
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