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mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup
Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
by BML0322 February 19, 2011
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porn toe

When a man points his big toe onto a solid or semi solid surface to gain the ultimate fulcrum thus giving superior purchase when entering a woman from behind. White sports socks can also be used to improve toe grip.
There's some proper Porn Toe in this dirty film.
by Jack Fast August 31, 2014
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clickbait porn

Porn videos you find on the internet, whose titles clearly made using keywords trying to get stupid 12 year olds to click. The content offers little to no anything and is extremely generic with terrible acting.
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by JacobTheJackhead November 9, 2020
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Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

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Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn
by loralaimango November 16, 2016
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houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.
My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.
by brew22 September 5, 2010
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Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.
I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.
by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022
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fairy porn

fantasy books (mostly YA), containing humans and human-like fantastical creatures having lots of explicit sex scenes
i like classics but i also read some fairy porn and im not ashamed!!
by ojoc August 31, 2021
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