by SomeRandomPersonTbh June 5, 2018

by Vexake June 17, 2020

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

by Kahooker April 27, 2020

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.
Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”
by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.
Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"
Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"
Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"
by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

by Igor's helper March 17, 2021
