Green Piledriver

Before or after intcourse, you insert a spoon into a girls asshole, and scoop out the poop. Then you take avacadoes and make guacamole with the shit. Once you make it, one of you eats it and get into the piledriver position, and puke it onto a palatapus

Me and Jolene did a green piledriver last night.

by Command And Cocker June 16, 2010

Palestian Dumptruck

When you take a shit on a girl's face then sprinkle your pubes on it and then make her eat it.

My boyfriend gave me a Palestian Dumptruck and it had corn in it.

by Fucktart911 July 25, 2009

pile driver

Ellen Degeneres thinks that having a partner of this occupation is the secret to having daily sex.

"Ladies, get yourself a pile driver!"

by RawRawGirl March 3, 2008

Piesexual

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".

Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.

Spike: Really?

Ross: Yup, official since last week.

Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.

by KrazyBlades October 4, 2008

Your Palestine

Comes from a lyric to a song by US grind jazz band Virulence. Expresses something similar to: It is non of my business, it is your trouble, face it alone, it is your fault that it is so, i do not mind

Oh, my, I broke my ankle so I am leaving out all the sport activities this week. Reply : "Your Plastine"

A: I came to like the new Pussycat Dolls single.
B: Your Palestine...

by z1reticuli July 13, 2006

pile of penis

1.when a group of 8 people all get boners and rub them together while skeeting

2.when a man feels like he wants to commit suicide, so he goes to a sleepover and cuts off everyones penis while they're sleeping, piles them up, wakes everyone up, and burns them

man i saw a good pile of penis this weekend

by penoirlovair March 2, 2009

pork pies

As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."

by rekay March 10, 2005