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desk pig

The fat, frumpy, lonely woman who works the front desk at most medical or dental offices whose sole purpose is to keep sales people from accessing the decision-maker. This woman despises anyone who’s thin enough to see their own feet and dresses in only the finest fashions from Dress Barn, Lane Bryant or Torrid. To say she’s plus sized would be like saying Lizzo suffers from anorexia.

The savvy sales professional knows the weakness of the desk pig.. which is food and candy. She is powerless against the sacred aroma of a Panera Pick Three and will melt in your hands if you get her the Cream of Broccoli soup and her own dozen of Krispy Creams.

She doesn’t wear a name tag but you can be certain that her name is Kathleen, Cindy, Sandy, and of course Karen. Beware of her powerful ability to rudely look past your well tailored dress clothes and obvious college degree, Thea etchings don’t impress her. The only conversation she will engage in will be centered around where lunch is coming from or when the next Magic Mike movie is coming out. Never try to discuss business, the weather or exercise with the Desk Pig. 🐷

Assume the desk pig has at least 4 children, is divorced or was never married, lives in subsidized housing, and has at least one butterfly tattoo on her kankle or her wrist with some type of motto like “Live free or Die” or “ Burger King next Exit.”
Hey Craig, I called on Dr X’s Endo practice today for the 17th time but that goddamn desk pig is a relentlessly mean and nasty whore who’s already consumes my entire annual lunch budget. What do I do to get past her and sell a system? I’m trying to save teeth and improve lives out here but this beast is a real air thief!
by BizarreRideonTheFarSide April 20, 2023
mugGet the desk pigmug.

Pig Trust

Unbreakable and unwavering trust. The strongest of trusts and faith in another. The trust a pig has in the mud to keep it cool while the sun is beating down upon it.
I have total pig trust in you that you will be at my side, supporting me forever.
by Chicago Girl July 2, 2022
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Pig Puddle

A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.
I'm going over to Pig Puddle to see a show at the Turf Club tonight.
by MrMpls November 17, 2006
mugGet the Pig Puddlemug.

atm pig

A submissive person (usually a male) who gives money to a FinDomme to satisfy their Financial Domination fetish.
Johnny is a good little atm pig!
by MissTrissMatterMindTraing March 23, 2017
mugGet the atm pigmug.

green pig

someone whos easily scared and/or fragile.
stop bein such a green pig.
by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022
mugGet the green pigmug.

The Peppa Pig

When your girl is giving you a blowjob, just as you are about to cum yell "I'M DADDY PIG" at the top of your lungs and snort as loud as you can as you release you load in her mouth
"Me and my girl tried the Peppa Pig last night."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."
by Peppaxgeorge June 14, 2021
mugGet the The Peppa Pigmug.

grissle pig

One of female gender who, obviouslly, has done some over endulging on the fatter foods available to us humans.
hey...at nine o'clock theres a huge grissle pig , look quick... dont stare.
by aktiondan August 6, 2009
mugGet the grissle pigmug.

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