Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
by tian647 August 28, 2013
Get the petting the deermug. 
Dude, what's with Natalie?
She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!
She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!
by Rylucpicard June 27, 2017
Get the sia petmug. by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018
Get the office petmug. A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.
by anonpalisade April 18, 2024
Get the desk petmug. A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
by Liz2016 September 19, 2011
Get the Petting Zoo Justinmug. A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.
When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.
When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
by Have a Snickers July 7, 2023
Get the Cum Petmug.