Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

Paranoid period by Ellie b May 10, 2014

1st period 

Where you are completley dead since it is 7am and it is usually your hardest class of the day

Ugh 1st period . Why do you exist

1st period by riceballlover October 28, 2017

Two-State Period 

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)

Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!

Two-State Period by ltsam May 23, 2022

initial boning period 

The initial boning period or IBP refers to the (typically) one to two months at the start of a relationship where the protagonist is able to overlook physical or mental imperfections of his/her partner simply because they are having sexual relations with them. Once the IBP has past, the relationship will either fail or one actually has to like the other person involved.

I can feel I'm nearing the end of the initial boning period - her cross-eyes and halitosis are really starting to annoy me. I'd really rather just play with myself.

initial boning period by el-dudarino October 27, 2010

Cum Shot Vulnerability Period

That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.

He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.

Cum Shot Vulnerability Period by Ivegotballsofsteel October 7, 2010

That’s on period 

A way of saying “this is my definitive, final say on the matter.” Usually used to reinforce how serious the comment is.

Menstrual products should be free... and that’s on period.

That’s on period by Avery<3 January 12, 2021

Chicken period 

An egg. Wholesome, delicious eggs ... As in omelettes, eggs and bacon, hard-boiled eggs, etc.

My friend became vegan after coming to the realization that egg are essentially chicken periods.

Chicken period by Jungleusa April 21, 2010