The Panetonne

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face

My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne

by Kenny of Suchness May 9, 2023

Daniel Paxton

The true epitome of woe, this man is so entrapped in his own sadness that the world around him is a grey cloud

Everything is going wrong for me rn, I'm such a Daniel Paxton

by Exodus19 July 26, 2024

sebastian payton

the best too be together with

Payton and Sebastian are the best couple

"Sebastian Payton"

by 1238129yoiue January 4, 2024

Dirty Payton

While using the back of ones tongue, during a blowjob bringing him to climax.

"Have you ever had a dirty payton, while blindfolded & tied up."

by DemonicalBeing01 January 9, 2024

Panzoto-panzonite

LET ME...LET ME SET THE STAGE FOR YOU HERE. YOU'RE GOING TO THAT SENIORS COCKTAIL PARTY, IT'S BINGO NIGHT, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO WEAR, HOT BOUT A 13-CARAT PANZOTO-PANZONITE RING?

Stan did not appreciate Dean advertising the panzoto-panzonite ring to seniors on the Shopping Network

by phillyfan85 November 30, 2023

panzoto-panzonite

ALRIGHT LEMME...LEMME SET THE STAGE FOR YOU HERE...YOU'RE GOING TO THAT SENIORS COCKTAIL PARTY, IT'S BINGO NIGHT, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO WEAR, HOW BOUT A 13-CARAT GOLD PANZOTO-PANZONITE RING?

The 13-carat panzoto-panzonite ring sold for just 37,95 on Jewelry Bonanza with Dean on the Shopping Network

by phillyfan85 November 30, 2023

Clean Paxton

When you find a dead hooker and inseminate every hole of her, however, to maintain cleanliness, proceed to lick every oraface of her body clean afterwards, remaining her to her natural state and leaving her where you found her.

Dude I didn't have pussy in months and had to pull a Clean Paxton the other night

by orafacecleanr June 24, 2025