pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015

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Pussy Dog

A dog that’s such a pussy it needs to wear a sweater.

Get that pussy dog a sweater so it will stop uncontrollably shaking

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 9, 2018

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pussy gravy

Creamy off white goo that drips on the bed after you give her the gorilla dick.

Lori's carpet snatch was dripping pussy gravy after I filled her with my gorilla juice.

by Mr rumplenuts April 7, 2017

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swollen pussy

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

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Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.

Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!

Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.

by samsaran May 15, 2013

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