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Neopets Pound Chat

A Cesspool of Lies, Thievery and Hypocrisy, Where people go to feel superior to others
Did you hear about the Insanity Happening in America rn?

Yeah man its Peak Neopets Pound Chat vibes
by Buizelar March 19, 2021
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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 26, 2021
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Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.
I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.
by Pee pound August 6, 2021
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Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021
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Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.
Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him
by Fredds August 17, 2021
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Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
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Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.
I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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