Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine

Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing;

e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.

"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"

by Bruce June 20, 2004

Uncork her then pork her

"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.

Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.

by Lindsay Martinez May 27, 2008

To Pork or Not to Pork

The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.

To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.

Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.

Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.

by porkypig332 December 4, 2020

Pushed pork

Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.

Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."

by d3qu July 3, 2017

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012

farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

by FydHoe July 26, 2017

Pulled pork and chilli

A sexual act of a man masterbating while deficating on the toilet.

During lunch hour, he enjoyed pulled pork and chilli

by Thee sfc October 16, 2018