Paternal-Paparazzi

A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.

That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

Petter paned

When ones nuts or PETTER gets hit with a pot or PAN.

Dude that guy just got Petter paned.

by Red october 666 December 14, 2009

Paternus

Possessing a phallic and/or pattern like quality

"After a long night of rough gay sex and molly wops, Renaldo's face was looking quite paternus."

by jerbangladesh January 25, 2010

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

crag potter

a magician type jock dude, who can cast spells and all sorts of creepy tricks?

gangsta: oi im gunna bust cap in ur ass

other dude: i dont care! ill go crag potter on ur fugly ass!

gangsta: soz man

by luke crocker September 5, 2011

Plant Potter

Means Gay

Omg you plant potter

by Dan :) March 27, 2009

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010