road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

Road rage

Getting mad at Traffic

I am bad at road rage

by 459395 June 1, 2023

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 15, 2017

Road Atlas

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.

After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in

by GrontleGums October 9, 2023

road treat

when a well deserved driver receives head from the pasenger.

You've been a really good boy, you deserve a road treat on the way to my parents house.

by holerollers May 12, 2011

road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions

Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.

by Aj the owl February 10, 2020