jizz newton

ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!

What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!

by The Moth man July 12, 2011

jizz spokesman

An extremely perverted 13 yr old australian boy that is always telling other people and other girls around his age on text that he watches hentai every night, how much he jizzes every time he faps, the size of his dick, the filename of the porn folders he has on his phone, the specific content in the folders, the type of porn he watches, and the last time he fapped.

Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.

by EenBeen June 11, 2020

Jizz Hanky

A condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.

Henry: I found a Jizz Hanky in my sister's trash can.
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?

by Dickballs29 January 31, 2009

Jizz Booger

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.

Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"

Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"

by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011

Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

jizz ride

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.

by Bamph March 22, 2009