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Tuesday

CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
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KIRK

(quickly, to Demora)

Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire

on my command.

Demora turns to him.

DEMORA

Captain... we don't have any

torpedoes.

Kirk glances at Harriman.

KIRK

Don't tell me... Tuesday.

Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets

worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
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Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.
It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!
by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010
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Tuesday suit

That ugly suit you wear Tuesday, that no one is in the office to see.
"Hey babe, should I wear this suit to my interview?" - "Honey that's a Tuesday suit, you want to look Sunday morning."
by Macgyver's Son August 28, 2014
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Yo-Chi Tuesday

A compulsory date in which the fellas hit up their local Yo-Chi unless severe commitments prevent them from doing so
Today is Yo-Chi Tuesday!
by PinkAlpaca23 April 11, 2022
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Tuesday

When the worst day of someone's life is a normal everyday occurrence for someone else. Often used for either gatekeeping or humour purposes.
1. "The worst day of your life was when you were on a fishing boat during a storm? Here in the navy, we call that 'Tuesday'."

2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."
by DDeflector January 25, 2022
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Tuesday

The dat that the club Goes up
The club's going up on Tuesday
by Graysfavoritehoe November 20, 2016
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tuesday

the time when most gay shit occurs on a 7-day week basis
1: hey today suck of cock maybe?
2: nah thats for tuesday my guy
by awdawdawdsdawsd October 30, 2017
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