Tuesday

The answer to everything.

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”

by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021

Tuesday

The day after Monday, better then Monday because of tacos

Man I wish it was Tuesday, I’m hungry!

by Slevter March 30, 2022

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.

I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.

It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!

by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010