Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011

meth face

a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.

Meth face is common among trailer park hookers.

by twistedbabydoll January 2, 2008

Basketball face

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011

pancake faced

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.

I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.

by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010

Hooker Face

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.

Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.

by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

green faces

Money.

"Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess that’s on one basis... I only like green faces"

by Ac87 August 16, 2011

drum face

The weird and funny face someone has when he/she is playing the drum kit. Often used when concentrating hard.

"Bobs drum face was so hilarious" Jhonny said. "Everyone fell off their chairs when he did his solo".

by 11Gecko11 August 29, 2008