Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.

Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 15, 2018

old saggot

When a gay dude gets old and his dick, balls, and nipples sag

Bruh- hey man look at old man j-roc over there!
Bruh 2- dont look dude, he's just an old saggot

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 13, 2017

The old gods

Referencing to tribal divinities that were popular before the inquisition slavery and colonialism.
It's a new generalized term that has no culture in particular in mind but is used to describe mysterious personalities of the forces of nature.

Go into the woods, talk to the old gods, get yourself focused and come back...

by Melun Djinn April 13, 2020

Old slimers

Old ladies that are horny

Dang happy hour is full of old slimers

by anonymous May 2, 2020

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.

Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.

by Clonkerino June 14, 2020

old diamond

An ex girl friend you still love, and still have somewhat of a relationship

"Even though Ashley, broke up with me, I still kick it with my old diamond."

by Datpifff90 August 31, 2012

the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012