Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.

Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 15, 2018

old saggot

When a gay dude gets old and his dick, balls, and nipples sag

Bruh- hey man look at old man j-roc over there!
Bruh 2- dont look dude, he's just an old saggot

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 13, 2017

old diamond

An ex girl friend you still love, and still have somewhat of a relationship

"Even though Ashley, broke up with me, I still kick it with my old diamond."

by Datpifff90 August 31, 2012

the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012

The old cheese

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

by The Cheez June 20, 2012

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Old light

To describe someone who is exceedingly old.

Old Fish is a old teacher who is always called for "Old light" by we students.

by Pig Bigshit October 2, 2023