The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

old bugger

An old man called Brian who has a slight bald patch on top of his already balding head that is roughly 30-35 years older than Jesus if he was still alive today.

How old is Brian again?? He's an old bugger.

by rlztn32 March 30, 2017

Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.

Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 15, 2018

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

Old plate

An old plate is referring to your ex

I will never talk to my “old plate” again !

by Definitionprincess July 17, 2018

old heatermouth

A person who smokes a lot of cigarettes; typically and older woman or gentleman.

" look at old heatermouth smoking all of those cigs."

by Jdolla$ign April 11, 2017

Old-oran

A Young person who looks about 70

Old-Oran

by johndboya June 6, 2009