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Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
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Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020
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math help

1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
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Math Class

A fucking hell hole where you waste an hour of your time to make x and y go to the train station. Oh Suzie rode her bike 12 miles in 12 days how many miles did she did in a day. Shits retarted
I have a math class after this.
by ogmnb February 12, 2020
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Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.
There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...
by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020
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sales math

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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Math homework

A type of torture teachers give school kids. Although for some reason some people think this is fun and actually like it. Sometimes it wont be bad, but most of the time it leads to screaming, crying and headaches.
Hey dude you down to play?
I can't, I have math homework.
by I_want_to_sleep_forever December 14, 2020
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